When I was in second grade I made up a song about a dirty llama. I was minding my own business but some of the guys the grade above me overheard me. They asked what I was doing and then made me sing the song for them. After that my nickname was “Dirty Llama” right up through middle school when it was shortened to “Dirty”. I’m pretty sure some of them didn’t know my real name for a long time, maybe they still don’t. Although nobody calls me that anymore I liked the nickname. Anyways, you seem mighty interested in me so maybe just introduce yourself or call me dirty one of these days.

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